1. |
The Man at the NSA
02:42
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jackin off for the man at the NSA
he's watching me for work, so I guess it isn't gay
sorry dude but the ISIS theme song
really gets me in the mood
the chanting really gets me panting
the autotune really makes me swoon yeah
they selling murder and rape
with a catchy jingle like its frosted flakes
so, by the end of the song
Johnny NSA got the live stream on
just in time to whip out my dong
cuz I'm
jackin off for the man at the NSA
he's watching me for work, so I guess it isn't gay
sorry chump, I was posting on a thread
about assassinating president Trump
when I saw a picture of Ivanka
don't you know that it made me want to
tap that ass that was standing next to her
that's right, my boy: Jared Kushner
cuz his bird chest and his hollow eyes
really start the rumble between my thighs
and you know what they say about guys
with the grande portfolio size:
no idea
we got a wire on a million calls
but all we found was a fat dude strokin his balls
we were looking for a terrorist cell
all we found was a bunch of horny incels
it'll make you cringe
it'll make you sin
it'll make you crawl right back again
it'll make you smile
it'll drive you wild
it'll make you scoff
it'll get you off
(we like to watch, and we don't care what)
jackin off for the man at the NSA
he's watching me for work, so I guess it isn't gay
and if he wants to watch for play, it's okay
the first rule of Vajagra is: don't kink shame
we won't trip if he wants to join
if he wants to send a tip, we accept bitcoin
just send it over to our email address, well its:
VAJAGRA@GMAIL.COM
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2. |
Fake News
04:32
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yo dawg I heard Trump had tiny hands
nah dawg that was fake news
(fake news)
at his rallies there was nobody in the stands
nah dawg that was fake news too
yo dawg I heard Trump was a Russian spy
nah dawg that was fake news
(fake news)
you can ask Stormy Daniels for his alibi
yeah dawg well it's true, true, true
who are you gonna believe:
CNN or your uncle Steve?
what are you gonna choose:
the cold hard facts or the fake news?
yo dawg I heard Obama fucked with drones
nah dawg that was fake news
(fake news)
Hillary had a private server in her home
nah dawg that was fake news too
yo dawg I heard Bernie Sanders likes his guns
nah dawg that was fake news
(fake news)
if it was just him and Trump he woulda won
yeah dawg well it's true, true, true
what do you mean?
it must be true if it's in a meme
what are you gonna choose:
the cold hard facts or the fake news?
that's why I rely on the guy from high school
he was a coke head but he seems well-read
he used to sell me weed
now he sells me facts on my news feed
because it's easier to let go
and live life in a big echo
yo man you heard they made the 'rona in a lab in wuhan?
yeah, but did you hear that Bin Laden and Bush were old golf buddies?
yeah but did you hear about those 5G towers giving you covid man?
(nah dawg that was fake news that was fake news)
shit manI heard Planned Parenthood provides the Illuminati with baby blood to drink
aw yeah man the Lizard Folk been keepin live kids down in the basement at Comet Pizza for year
(nah dawg that was fake news that was fake news)
you know Trump is just three hobbits stacked on top of each other
lizard hobbits
yo dawg I heard one plus one was two
nah dawg that was fake news
(fake news)
I heard Jesus of Nazareth was a Jew
nah dawg, he bled red white and blue
yo dawg I heard I think therefore I am
nah dawg that was fake news
(fake news)
you only are what you post on instagram
yeah dawg well it's true true true
who are you gonna believe:
CNN or your uncle Steve?
what are you gonna choose:
the cold hard facts or the fake news?
who are you gonna believe:
CNN or your uncle Steve?
what are you gonna choose:
remember son
truth isn't truth
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3. |
Life's a Beach
02:24
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my generation just wanted to die
we were patently obsessed with the suicide
we were junior jihadis
we were martyrs for memes
but we ain't no stranger to some irony
we got a global pandemic - a death buffet
but if you're under thirty five, well I'm sorry to say
your morbid moment's
probably yet to arrive
it'll only kill your folks
but they like being alive
life's a beach
and then you die
(they told you not to go outside)
just bury your head in the sand
(it's pretty warm in there
so easy not to care)
so now we survive off of Uber Eats
I'm not gonna lie I think it's pretty sweet
my generation
doing what we do best
leaving all our problems up to somebody else
Millenial Jesus sits on his throne
and he's FaceTiming God
cuz he's working from home
it's a quarantine party
turning water to wine
got four cases coming on the Amazon Prime
life's a beach
and then you die
(they told you not to go outside)
just bury your head in the sand
(and if it don't make sense
well you can ask Mike Pence)
Jesus gets up
and he fastens his kimono
goes to the fridge
and he cracks himself a Corona
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на горе стоял нащ Трамп
он Путину молился
за свободу за народ
низко поклонился
ой-ся, ты ой-ся,
ты меня не бойся.
я тебя не трону
ты не беспокойся
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